[Intro]
*Dot laughs*

[Yakko & Wakko (looking at Hello Nurse dancing)]
Hellooooo Nurse!

[Yakko]
...uhhhhhhhhh...

[Dot]
I am not trying to be annoying

[Yakko & Wakko]
Aight!

[Verse 1: Dot (Hello Nurse and Minerva Mink joining in)]
I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia
I dance like a klutz on a show called Anamania
Am I a cutie? Absolute-y!
And a beauty, you can bet your patootie
(But if you touch me or even get near me
I'll have you arrested, do you hear me?)

[Chorus: Yakko & Wakko (Ralph the Guard)]
Dot is a nut, so they call her Macadamia
She's cracked in the head and kooky in the brain-ia
Each line in this song sounds pretty much the same-ia
Oy, Macadamia!
(Duh...)
Donde kielbasa Nintendo Macadamia
Hola, que pasa, you grande sack of grain-ia
Qui a coupé le fromage? We abstainia
Oy, Macadamia!
*Wakko belches*
[Verse 2: Dot (Wakko)]
Now please don't mention my brother
The one they call Wakkorino
(belches)
He's always burping every hour
So I threw him out of the tower!
(Whooa!)

[Bridge: Dot (spoken)]
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Now come on!
What did you want me to do?
He was grossing me out!
And I'm just a cute little thing
So don't cross me!

[Chorus]
[Yakko & Wakko]
She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia
Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience pain-ia
Cuts and bruises you will sustain-ia
Oy, Macadamia!

{Pinky]
Narf!
[Yakko & Wakko (Dot)]
Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia
The world is the goal for Pinky and the Brain-ia
(Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrain-ia)
Oy, Macadamia!

[The Brain]
YES!

[Bridge]
[Dot]
Don't hate me because I'm cute!

{Squit (at Pesto fighting him)]
Ow!

[Yakko]
Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!

[Skippy Squirrel]
SPEW!

[Yakko]
Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!
[Chicken Boo]
Bawk-caw!

*Dot laughs*
*Skippy laughs*
*Pinky laughs*
*They all laugh, with Hello Nurse and Minerva Mink joining them*

[Slappy Squirrel]
I don't get it, what's the joke?

*music stops*
[Laughing Crowd]
Uhhhhhhhhh...

[Yakko]
...uhhhhhhhhh...

[Verse 3: Dot (Hello Nurse and Minerva Mink joining in)]
I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia
But you can call me by my other name-ia
(Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bo Besca)
Or just plain Dot, the name I flirt to
But if you call me Dottie, I'll have to hurt you!

[The Warners all together]
Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!
Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia
NUTS!