Rob Paulsen
Perfectly Perfect
[CINDERELLA]
What a perfectly perfect life, it's a fairytale come true
I'm a princess and a wife, all because I fit a shoe
When I dreamed of love, who would've guessed I'd end up here?
At the end of a perfectly perfect year
[PRINCE CHARMING, spoken]
Would my perfectly perfect wife put on her perfectly fitting shoes?
[CINDERELLA, spoken]
You found my shoes!
[PRINCE CHARMING, spoken]
Better hurry! Fairy Godmother's waiting
[CINDERELLA, spoken]
What were the mice using them for this time?
[PRINCE CHARMING, spoken]
Boats. There
[CINDERELLA]
What a wonderfully, perfectly perfect year
[ANASTASIA]
Why should we have to do the chores?
[DRIZELLA]
I would rather rot in jail
[ANASTASIA]
Washing dishes and scrubbing floors
[DRIZELLA]
Oh, that's just great, I broke a nail
[ANASTASIA & DRIZELLA]
Cinderella's in the palace, living the life of luxury
And we've not once have we been invited to a ball
[DRIZELLA]
Or even tea!
[ANASTASIA]
Why don't I get a happy ending?
Where's the prince who'll marry me?
[ANASTASIA & DRIZELLA]
When will this horrible nightmare disappear?
[LADY TREMAINE, spoken]
Pathetic
[ANASTASIA & DRIZELLA]
Oh, what a perfectly miserably awful year
[ANASTASIA]
Somewhere, there must be someone who'll love me
And show me a world that I never knew
He'll ask for my hand, and I'll say, "I do"
Oh, wouldn't it be finer than fine
If that perfectly perfect love were mine?
[FAIRY GODMOTHER]
He's a perfectly charming prince
She's a charmingly perfect lass
[JAQ]
They live happily since she fits the slipper
[GUS]
Made of glass
[FAIRY GODMOTHER]
Take your places everyone
The time is drawing near
To celebrate
[FAIRY GODMOTHER, JAQ & GUS]
A perfectly perfect year
[JAQ & GUS, spoken]
Surprise!
(sung)
A perfect anniversary party that we planned for you
[FAIRY GODMOTHER]
And I throw in some magic with a bidibidi, bobbidi, boo
(spoken)
Just like the night I sent you to the ball
[ANASTASIA, spoken]
So that's how Cinderella did it. Magic
[FAIRY GODMOTHER, JAQ & GUS]
On this perfectly perfect day, there is magic in the air
[ANASTASIA]
Gee, I wonder if that old lady has a wand that she can spare
[CINDERELLA & PRINCE CHARMING]
What can ever come between us?
[ANASTASIA]
I would gladly volunteer
[FAIRY GODMOTHER]
And as for the future, well, it's perfectly clear...
[ALL]
It's sure to be another magically...
[ANASTASIA]
Tragically...
[ALL]
Perfectly perfect year!
[ANASTASIA, spoken]
Perfect!