[Intro: Elmyra]
This is my very own music video that I made myself with my very own camera!
Everybody sing along!

[Verse 1: Elmyra & Pinky]
Mousies
Won't you come out and play?
You'll wear blousies
Please now don't run away
Come back mousies
'Cause I love you, okay?
They're my friends, that's why they're hiding
Brain-y
He's got so much to say
He's in pain-y
Doing mousey ballet
He's complain-y
When he don't get his way
His head big and fat and swirlin'
Narf, poit, egad!

[Chorus 1: Elmyra, Pinky, & Both]
I love to play with my mousies, I do
I squish and hug till my mousies turn blue
I make Brain wear a scarf
Pinky big-nose says "Narf"
You can squeeze them until they barf
I lovе to play with my mousies, no doubt
I love to play till my mousies pass out
Whеn Elmyra takes naps
I can put on my chaps
And play horsey till I collapse
It's fun to play with my-
[Interlude: The Brain, Elmyra, & Pinky]
Stop this, cease!
I'm trying to work, and you two are singing foolish off-key drivel
But cranky-big-head, we're making a music video
It's supposed to be foolish drivels
Yeah man, so put an egg in your shoe, and...and go away, man!
This video makes no sense
It's just a random cinematic eruption set to a sonic cacophony
Naughty-waughty-potty-mouth! (Oof)
I'm gonna wash your mouth out with soap!
Nooooooooooooooo!

[Verse 2: Pinky, Elmyra & The Brain]
Straying
No, we'll never do that
'Cause we're playing
With our dog, who's a cat
We'll be staying
While she smashes us flat
Or we get flushed down the toilet
Some day
Me and Rudy will wed
That's a dumb day
It's a day that I dread
I hope that day
Tonk's already been fed
So we all can live together
Oh no!
Zort, troz!
[Chorus 2: Elmyra, Elmyra & Pinky]
It's fun to play with my mousies, it's cool
I love to play with my mousies at school
They make good show and tell
Cranky-big-head can spell
I can squeeze them until they yell
I love to play with my mousies, I do
I squish and hug till my mousies turn blue
Cranky-big-head's a pain
Silly Pinky's insane

[Outro: Elmyra & Pinky, The Brain]
We're Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
That was particularly annoying