[DOT]
If shelling out fistfuls of cash
Makes you break out in a rash
Consider building something on your own
You'll need some wood, a spinning blade
Sandpaper, nails, paint-

[YAKKO]
And first aid!

[DOT]
Voilà! You see
You did it all for free!
So, if you don't mind the sawdust
You can do it yourself
Admire your work
And just do it yourself!
It might look a little crooked
But you did it yourself!
Self-reliant is the way to be

[THE WARNERS]
Do it, you can do it, you can do it yourself

[WAKKO]
I'm thinking next we make some pots
To paint my blue forget-me-nots
The state flower of Alaska, don't Juneau?
These store-brought urns can take a hike
They're blah and bland and look alike!
But mine is refined
It's one of a kind
If you've got enough hot glue
You can do it yourself
Paint over the cracks
And just do it yourself!
You'll make treasure out of trash
If you just do it yourself!
Don't worry about the holes you see!
[THE WARNERS]
Do it, you can do it, you can do it yourself

[YAKKO]
This parking lot is pretty cool
But not as handy as a pool
To dip our toes has always been our dream!

[YAKKO & DOT]
With just a little elbow grease
We'll break ground on our masterpiece

[WAKKO]
Wow! This rehab is looking

[THE WARNERS]
Super fab!
And if you want something done right
You must do it yourself!
Get tools from your neighbor
And do it yourself!
If you feel like wasting time
Then you can do it yourself!
D-I-Y is our philosophy!

[WAKKO]
And it's totally free!