Rob Paulsen
Here Comes the Sea
[JOSH POLAR]
Huh. Not everybody goes for the song, but okay!
The ice caps they say are shrinking away, goodbye to the polar bear!
I know what you're thinking, "The whole world is sinking!" but there's no need to despair
Let's burn coal, boycott solar, we're gonna make Polar the hottest postcode anywhere
Soon the arctic will be like a hundred degrees! Tell me, who wants to buy a timeshare?
Here comes the sea! Here comes the sea!
With sea levels rising, I'm advertising one month rent for free
Arctic housing once was cold
This 2-bed-2-bath will be soon be sold
Invest in scuba, goodbye to Cuba!
Here comes the sea!
[DOT]
I know the world is getting much hotter, but this is no time for cheers
If all of the glaciers melt, then the water will drown us in 50 years
[YAKKO]
Opinion is forming, it's clear global warming is something we'll have to embrace
Pollution can't keep on, 'cause when all the lands gone...
[WAKKO]
We'll have to start living in space!
[THE WARNERS]
Here comes the sea, ominously
Can we stop pretending the world isn't ending and do something useful, please?
[YAKKO]
You see, the ice reflects the sun, and it cools down everyone
Forget having bubbles, we're in real troubles
Here comes the sea
[DOT]
You might have all these chumps fooled, but I'm not buyin' it pal!
[JOSH POLAR]
Alright, you guys are tough customers. Guess I need to put a little sizzle on this steak!
[WAKKO]
Go on!
[JOSH POLAR]
Here comes the sea, it fills me with glee!
When glaciers are dying, everyone's buying new beach property!
Location is the golden rule, and we've got the world's most spacious pool
Did I mention it's heated? No credit needed! Here's your new key
[DOT]
The coral is bleaching!
[JOSH POLAR]
Please, no more preachin'
[YAKKO]
Renters will vanish
[WAKKO]
Just like Atlantis!
[DOT]
We don't have long here!
[JOSH POLAR]
I think you're wrong dear
[DOT & WAKKO]
It's time to flee!
[ALL]
Because here comes the sea!
[JOSH POLAR]
Or your money back guaranteed!