On a scale from one to ten, my friend, you're fucked
In lack of other words, I'd say you're fucked
You are as they say in Japanese
"Fucked from the head down to the knees"
I am sorry to inform you you are fundamentally fucked
But people will forget as time goes by
(No, you're fucked)
What if I tell them that it was some other guy?
(Still fucked)
I don't think you understand by far
How completely super fucked you are
You are Hitler-in-the-bunker fucked

Hey!
You're fucked
So fucked

You are super-duper fucked
Double-triple fucked

Now there should have been a moral, here should it not?
(You are super-duper fucked)
I can't think of anything besides you're fucked
My God, you are fucked
You are F-U-C-K-E and D
That spells "fucked" if you're too fucked to see
So don't you ever drink and drive my friend
Unless you want to go to jail and get fucked again
You are absolutely super fucked
You're fucked