[Sober Northug, *drunk Northug*]

I am sober
Okay, I had a beer or two
But now I'm sober
I swear, this is all a big mistake
This blood is clearly fake
And I know because I'm sober

*Hei! Æ snakke te dæ!*

I have been sleeping in my bed
Completely sober

*Petter Northug! Æ heite Pet-*

And I, I am gonna prove you wrong
With my song

*Kutt ut, slapp av. Dokk treng itj å vær så voldsom. Faen*

I can walk the line

*I walk the line, I walk the line*

I'll blow your mind
With my flute
I am sober
Yes, deep down in my heart
I know I'm innocent
And I
Feel completely fine

Yes I feel, yes I feel, yes I feel

Yes, I'm sober
When you gently touch my hair

*Au! Æ e Petter Northug*

And whisper in my ear
You know it's true
That I am
Sober