[Verse: Charlie]
I am Charlie, the man of a thousand faces
I can be anyone, anywhere, anytime of day
You will find me in unexpected places
Did anybody order a soufflé?

I can hide anywhere, behind that tree
Or wait a second, the tree is me
I master every language that is spoken in the world
Giddag, helli, hallei, hallu, hallå!

[Ref: *Scotland Yard*, Charlie]
*He is Charlie, the man of a thousand faces*
Bon giornio
*Special agent, pride of Scotland Yard
Our undercover man, who always has a plan
Who can find your painting? Charlie can!*

[Spoken: Charlie, *Thief*]
Hello there, let me help you with your criminal things
I'm a criminal, just like you
*Are you sure you're not a police man?*
Me a police man? Why don't you fuck your uncle's brother's sister and suck on her tits?
*Whoa! Unpleasant language. You must be a thief!*
Well... I am...
[Ref: *Scotland Yard*, Charlie, -Pizza deliver-]
*Charlie, man of a thousand faces*
Suck your mothers tits!
*Special agent, pride of Scotland Yard*
Cocks and balls!

Bird or man or fish
I can be anything, make a wish
With a hat and a cane and a suit and a moustache
And monocle and wig and a foreign accent!

*He is Charlie!
With a thousand faces!*
Giddag!
*Male or female, plant or animal!*
Coookerool!
*Master of disguise
Professor in telling lies*

*He is Charlie!*
Giggedigigg guddag!
*With a thousand!*
In domini spirito sancti
*Faces!*

-Did anyone order a pizza?-
Surprise!