[Intro]
Swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming
Just stay in your lanes
Swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming
Just stay in your lanes

[Verse 1]
No bombing and no heavy petting
So just stay in your lanes
Verruca socks and not forgetting to
Just stay in your lanes

[Chorus]
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Latchmere's got a wave machine

[Post-Chorus]
Oo oo oo oo oo oo
Oo oo oo oo oo
Oo oo oo oo oo oo
Oo oo oo oo oo
[Verse 2]
Came out of the changing rooms
Absolutely nothing had changed
So I stayed in your lane
Came out of the changing room
And absolutely fuck all had changed
So I stayed in your lane

[Bridge]
Speedos, speed by
Speedos, speed by
Speedos, speed by
So I stayed in your lane
Paedos paed by [x8]

[Chorus]
Stay in your lane
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
(Speedos, speed by)
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
(Speedos, speed by)
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles
Latchmere's got a wave machine
[Post-Chorus]
Oo oo oo oo oo oo
Oo oo oo oo oo
Oo oo oo oo oo oo
Oo oo oo oo oo

[Outro]
Stay in your lanes
Stay
Just stay in your lanes
Just stay, just stay in your la-ah-ah-ohh-ohh
Latchmere's got a wave machine