Well I made me an airplane
Intendin' to fly
My close friends warned me that it was useless to try
They said, it's so heavy
It'll never get off the ground
Believe it you'll wind up in pieces
When you finally come down
Well I just tipped my hat and I flew all around the world
Just me and my airplane

Well I made me a submarine
And I went for a sail
My close friends warned me that I was doomed to fail
They said, it's so heavy
It's gonna sink right on down
Believe it you'll wind up in pieces
If ya don't come around
Well I just gave them a wink and I sailed all around the world
Just me and my submarine

Then I found me a woman
Just as fine as can be
My close friends warned me she was bad company
They whispered, it's so heavy
It'll never get off the ground
Believe it they'll wind up in pieces
When it finally cools down
Well we just gave them a smile and we took of around the world
Just me and my woman
And that's the adventures of a boy child wonder