In a sad cafe
Where they play
Hard drivin' hootchy koo
You doodle away
At the soot on the window sill
She walks in the room
Her perfume fogs
Up your drunken mind
She looks like the kind
To give you some sleazy love

Sweet reveries
Havin' the sexiest fantasies
Here in the neon gloom
Of this greasy spoon

She sits by your side
Her skirt rides high
Up above her knees
You're thinkin' baby, please please
Gimme some sleazy love
34 inches of nylon stockings
Cling possessively to her legs
Richman, poorman
Even the doorman say
"She's so good, even you would beg!"
The lady likes to make it sleazy
The lady likes to make it sleazy, ooh!
The lady likes to make it sleazy
Sleazy love

In her seedy room
Her painted eyes start
Assessing you
Takin' you for
Every penny you have "oined"
Down the avenue
You feel the glow
Start to disappear
You walk home on your knees
Dreamin' 'bout sleazy love

The lady likes to make it sleazy
The lady likes to make it sleazy, sleazy love
The lady likes to make it sleazy
Sleazy love, sleazy love

The lady likes to make it sleazy, Take it easy
The lady likes to make it sleazy
The lady likes to make it sleazy, Take it easy
Sleazy love, sleazy love, whoo-hoo!