Well you're standing on the side of the stage
Watching me play right now
It's really kinda throwing me off
That's all I can think about
I'm wondering what we'd look like
Walking into a room side by side
Would we look like a couple that made sense?
Would we look like we fit together?
I'm losing my step
I'm tripping up over the wires
Falling all over myself
Uh-oh, you're a professional

I'm just another cock-sure boy
Strutting his stuff in a rock and roll band
Up on stage trying to impress a girl
Make her fall in love with him
Well I hope you like the way I move
Hope you like the way I sing
I'm hoping later on backstage after the show
You'll wanna talk with me
Now I'm not so naive
As to think I'm the first boy in the world
To tell you that you're beautiful
But just the same, I'm crushing hard
You're a professional
Uh-oh, you're a professional (x3)