I'm envious of your IQ of
Thirty-seven, thirty-seven
I'm envious of your IQ of
Thirty-seven, thirty-seven
I'm envious of your IQ of
Thirty-seven, thirty-seven
I'm envious of your IQ of
Thirty-seven, thirty-seven

You, you're the one, it's written all over your face
You, you're the one, I'd like to take your place

I'm envious of your IQ of
Thirty-seven, thirty-seven
I'm envious of your IQ of
Thirty-seven, thirty-seven
Your lack of brains, it drives me crazy
Thirty-seven, thirty-seven
It’s the only way to get by and be lazy
Thirty-seven, thirty-seven

You, you're the one, it's written all over your face
You, you're so dumb, I'd like to take your place

‘Cause I’m envious of your IQ of
Thirty-seven, thirty-seven
I'm envious of your IQ of
Thirty-seven, thirty-seven
From where I come it's the dumber the better
Thirty-seven, thirty-seven
No-one likes a really go getter
Thirty-seven, thirty-seven

You, you're the one, it's written all over your face
You, you're so dumb, I'd like to take your place
Thirty-seven, thirty-seven

[Instrumental Break]

...Your place ‘cause I’m envious of your IQ of
Thirty-seven, thirty-seven
I'm envious of your IQ of
Thirty-seven, thirty-seven
I'm so envious of your IQ of
Thirty-seven, thirty-seven
Well, I’m envious of your IQ of
Thirty-seven, thirty-seven