Groucho Marx

"I Always Get My Man"

Knowing Dad as I do
I'd not advise you
To displease him
Or tease him
No, no!
Don't double-cross him
Or toss him
When dear old Dad
Once gets mad
He's a hound

My son is right
I'm quick to fight
I'm from a fighting clan
When I'm abused
Or badly used
I always get my man
No matter if he's in Peru, Paducah, or Japan
I go ahead
Alive or dead
I always get my man
I soon disposed
Of all of those
Who put me on the pan
Like Shakespeare said to Nathan Hale
"I always get my man."
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