[Chorus]
You are an alien princess, baby
You have greasy hair

[Verse 1]
You play drums and you make me chuckle
You smoke, smoke a lot of weed, you don't care
You have a tattoo on your arm
You passed out on the stairs

[Chorus]
You are an alien princess, baby
You have greasy hair

[Verse 2]
You have two cats and you love to laugh
You have a big butt, you make clembutt art
But you, you don't know where to start

All my friends are cool and nice
All my friends are made out of sugar and spice