On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
[Virgil:] Guys, I'd rather not participate...
[Roman:] Too late! We're doing it!

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
[Logan:] Two, two-part vids
[Roman:] You gotta sing it
[Virgil:] I'd really rather just duck out
[Patton:] Quack
[Roman:] Rocky start but we can still save this thing

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
[Patton:] Three small dogs ([Roman:] Yes!)
[Logan:] Two, two-part vids ([Roman:] No!)
[Virgil:] My fight or flight reflexes are kicking in
[Roman:] Bravo Patton

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
[Roman:] Four makeovers ([Virgil:] Weird emphasis)
[Patton:] Three small dogs ([Roman:] Well at least I'm singing)
[Logan:] Two, two-part vids
[Roman:] Virgil!
[Virgil:] What?
[Roman:] Ugh! It's okay Roman, we'll get through this

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
[Patton:] Five name reveals
[Logan:] Five?
[Roman:] Yeah! Four makeovers ([Roman:] Thomas introduced himself)
[Patton:] Three small dogs
[Logan:] That's a stretch but sure
[Roman:] You missed your line!
[Virgil:] Is it too early to call it?
[Roman:] Yes! It is! Seven more days!
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
[Logan:] Six songs a-sungin'?
[Roman:] Sure
[Patton:] Five name reveals
[Logan:] Is this some sort of punishment for something?
[Roman:] Four makeovers
[Patton:] Three small dogs
[Logan:] Two, two-part vids...
[Virgil:] I just don't really... Get it, you know?
[Roman:] No! I don't know!

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
[Roman:] Seven slights at Virgil's
[Virgil:] Of course...
[Roman:] Aw, come on, the kids love it, you incredible—
[Logan:] Six songs a-sungin'
[Patton:] Five name reveals
[Roman:] Incredible sulk... Four makeovers!
[Patton:] Three small dogs
[Logan:] Two, two-part vids
[Virgil:] Like, why is this my line? I don't understand

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
[Logan:] Eight Bouts of Banter
[Roman:] Seven slights at Virgil's
[Logan:] Six songs a-sungin'...
[Patton:] Five ruined kids films!
[Roman:] Patton! Four makeovers! Don't change the lyrics!
[Patton:] Three small dogs.. I'm just so bored singing the same thing!
[Logan:] Two, two-part vids
[Roman:] No! Rewrites!
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
[Patton:] Nine Patton Punchlines!
[Logan:] Eight Bouts of Banter
[Roman:] Seven slights at Virgil's
[Logan:] Six crimes against the English language
[Patton:] Five... second... cookies
[Roman:] You jerks! Changing the lyrics!
[Patton:] Three small cats!
[Logan:] Two, two-part vids
[Roman:] Are you trying to rap!?
[Logan:] I do not like to sing
[Virgil:] You guys just keep talking...

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
[Roman:] Ten tie adjustments...
[Roman:] Patton!
[Patton:] Oh sorry!
[Logan:] Patton, I'll trade you my sixth day for your fifth day
[Roman:] No!
[Patton:] sure
[Logan:] Excellent, this shall be ideal
[Roman:] For what!? Four makeovers
[Patton:] Three small dogs!
[Logan:] Two, two-part vids
[Virgil:] This lyric just doesn't even make any sense
[Patton:] Come on Virgil! You can do it!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
[Logan:] Eleven lit vocab cards
[Roman:] Ten tie adjustments
[Patton:] Nine Patton Punchlines!
[Logan:] Eight Bouts of Banter
[Roman:] Seven slights at Virgil's
[Patton:] Six songs a-sungin'
[Logan:] Five... FALSEHOODS! phonated
[Roman:] Wow... makeovers!
[Patton:] Three small dogs!
[Logan:] Two, two-part vids
[Roman:] Virgil? Can your gift to me be singing the line one time!?
[Virgil:] Fine...

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
[Patton:] Twelve mushy moments
[Logan:] Eleven fire slang words
[Roman:] Ten tie adjustments
[Patton:] Nine Patton Punchlines!
[Logan:] Eight Bouts of Banter
[Roman:] Seven slights at Virgil's
[Patton:] Six songs a-sungin'
[Logan:] Five crofters jams
[Roman:] Four makeovers!
[Patton:] Three small dogs!
[Logan:] Two, two-part vids
[Virgil:] And a truckload of Bubba Gump Shrimp...
...

[Roman:]And an emo who's now our best
[All:] friend
[Patton:] Oooh