[Intro: Branch's Sleep Paralysis Demon]
Dirty mind, dirty mind, d-d-d-d-dirty mind
Dirty mind, dirty mind, d-d-d-d-dirty mind


[Verse 1: Branch]
I tried to leave the house but Riff won't let me out
Deadbolts lock got me strapped to the couch
He's got a dirtier mind than my mouth
I hate to say the more you fuck the better for your health


[Pre-Chorus: Branch Speaking Japanese For Some Reason]
Watashi ga saru to, watashi wa basse rarerudarou. Netsu to shokku ga watashinokao zentai ni hirogarimasu. Watashi wa kare nashide watashi no seimei o korosu hoshi o mimasu


[Refrain: Branch, (Branch's Sleep Paralysis Demon)]
He wants me in the classroom, he wants me at the mall
He wants me in (almost every) bathroom stall
He wants me in the hallway, he wants me at the mall
He wants me in (almost every) bathroom stall


[Post-Chorus: Branch (Branch)]
Hey, man, I know what you're gonna do
I wanna be the guy that you do it to
(Plus, dude) I wanna be the person you do, all your, dirty, shit to (x2)

[Chorus: Branch's Sleep Paralysis Demon, then Branch]
Dirty mind, dirty mind, d-d-d-d-dirty mind
Dirty mind, dirty mind
He just wants to fuck me all the time

[Music Break]



[Verse 2: Branch (Branch's Pet Ngurivilu or Branch or Branch's Sleep Paralysis Demon)]
Of course I'm not mad about too much sex
(Yes, you are.) (Shut up, Gurivii.)
I'm mad because I gotta be at home by six
(You do?) (I SWEAR IF YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD-)
Just because you learned a new posi-tion
(What position is it?) (You don't need to know.)
Fuck it, let's do it in the kitchen


[Skit: Gurivii, Branch, and Branch's Sleep Paralysis Demon]
Gurivii: You and Riff do it in the kitchen?
Branch: Only when the both of us feel like it
Branch's Sleep Paralysis Demon: Must explain all the moans Poppy hears from the kitchen at night
Branch: How would you know?
Branch's Sleep Paralysis Demon: She tells me
Branch: POP-SIDE, I SWEAR, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

[Pre-Chorus: Branch Speaking Japanese For Some Reason]
Watashi ga saru to, watashi wa basse rarerudarou. Netsu to shokku ga watashinokao zentai ni hirogarimasu. Watashi wa kare nashide watashi no seimei o korosu hoshi o mimasu


[Refrain: Branch, (Branch's Sleep Paralysis Demon)]
He wants me in the classroom, he wants me at the mall
He wants me in (almost every) bathroom stall
He wants me in the hallway, he wants me at the mall
He wants me in (almost every) bathroom stall


[Skit: Branch, and Branch's Sleep Paralysis Demon]
Branch's Sleep Paralysis Demon: Admit it, everytime you and Riff have sex, it feels really good
Branch: Yeah, almost too good
Branch's Sleep Paralysis Demon: Told ya
Branch: Yeah, yeah. Shut up about it, dude


[Post-Chorus: Branch (Branch)]
Hey, man, I know what you're gonna do
I wanna be the guy that you do it to
(Plus, dude) I wanna be the person you do, all your, dirty, shit to (x2)


[Chorus: Branch's Sleep Paralysis Demon, then Branch]
Dirty mind, dirty mind, d-d-d-d-dirty mind
Dirty mind, dirty mind
He just wants to fuck me all the time
Riff's got a
Dirty mind, dirty mind, d-d-d-d-dirty mind
Dirty mind, dirty mind
He just wants to fuck me all the time
[Dance Break]


[Bridge: Branch's Sleep Paralysis Demon]
D-d-dirty, dirty, dirty
Dirty, dirty mind
Dirty, dirty, dirty
Dirty, dirty mind mind mind mind....


[Outro: Branch's Sleep Paralysis Demon, Branch]
Dirty mind, dirty mind, d-d-d-d-dirty mind
Dirty mind, dirty mind
He just wants to fuck me all the time
Dirty mind, dirty mind, d-d-d-d-dirty mind
Dirty mind, dirty mind
Riff's got a
He just wants to fuck me all the time time time