[Verse 1]
You came back from college
Swearin' that you made a mistake
If Virginia's for lovers
Why haven't you been on a date?
It's just you and me now
And a couple of our hometown friends
But I ain't here to see them
'Tis the fuckin' season

[Chorus]
You say you don't kiss under the mistletoe with anyone
It's an out-of-date tradition for lonely people to fake love
So why do I feel so alive
When I'm kissin' you under the mistletoe on Christmas night?

[Verse 2]
Whiskey in a tea cup
Lipstick on the edge while you talk
It's like you paintеd Boulder
White snow on the rеddest of rocks
I'm usually the one who
Can't get behind this holiday shit
But now I got a reason
'Tis the fuckin' season
[Chorus]
You say you don't kiss under the mistletoe with anyone
It's an out-of-date tradition for lonely people to fake love
So why do I feel so alive
When I'm kissin' you under the mistletoe on Christmas night?

[Bridge]
Whatever you've been lookin' for
Is hangin' underneath the doorway
Here we are just standin' face to face
Whatever you've been lookin' for
Is hangin' underneath the doorway
Here we are just standin' face to face

[Chorus]
You say you don't kiss under the mistletoe with anyone
It's an out-of-date tradition for lonely people to fake love
So why do I feel so alive
When I'm kissin' you under the mistletoe on Christmas night?