[Intro]
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 1]
Remember that song by Ice Cube
"Today was a good day?"
Well, that wasn't today
No, that wasn't today
Saw a picture of my ex with a new dude
Lyin' on a beach in Cancun
Got me thinkin' this way
A rainbow of gray

[Pre-Chorus]
Wrapped up in these feelings like a goalie glove
Holy fuck, I'm a middle-aged cliché

[Chorus]
I'm so sad
Wish someone would take me out
I'm so sad
Should probably have some kids by now
If I had
All the shit I wish I had
I'd still be sad
I'm so sad
[Post-Chorus]
Yeah, yeah

[Verse 2]
Maybe it's okay and I shouldn't be ashamed
On the carpet cryin' in a Tool t-shirt
Mama said it's gonna hurt
There'll be a bettеr time and the sun is gonna shine
I'll bе happy that I felt like shit back then
I'll be all good when

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm finally wrapped up in good feelings like a goalie glove
Holy fuck, I'm a middle-aged cliché

[Chorus]
I'm so sad
Wish someone would take me out
I'm so sad
Should probably have some kids by now
If I had
All the shit I wish I had
I'd still be sad
I'm so sad

[Post-Chorus]
Sad
Sad
[Bridge]
Waiting for a dating show to call me up with no luck
I'm a budget Nick Lachey (What the fuck?)

[Chorus]
I'm so sad
Wish someone would take me out
I'm so sad
Should probably have some kids by now
If I had
All the shit I wish I had
I'd still be sad
I'm so sad
I'm so sad
I can never figure out
I'm so sad
Sing it if you're with me now
It's not so bad
If I don't try to fight it back
But I'm so sad
I'm so sad

[Post-Chorus]
Sad
Sad
Sad
Sad