[Intro: Nathaniel Motte]
I'm gonna do a song for the ladies now
It goes a little something like this

[Verse 1, Nathaniel Motte]
F350 truck just cruisin' down a highway
If I picked you up, would you start to see it my way?
Got my Stits in hand and boy's a doozy
Got my can of Pabst, yeah, just chillin' in my coozy

[Chorus: Nathaniel Motte & Sean Foreman]
You don't love me, girl
And I don't love you, too
You don't love me, girl
And I don't love you, too
You don't love me, girl
And I don't love you, too
But you miss me, girl
And I'm missin' you
And if I didn't, girl, well
I just wouldn't be true

[Verse 2, Nathaniel Motte]
Spent some time apart
Now I got a new girl
But you broke my heart
And I just can't be with you girl
Bottoms up to you
'Cause this is a goodbye
Had enough of you
And I'm tired of bein' the good guy
[Chorus, Nathaniel Motte & Sean Foreman]
You don't love me, girl
And I don't love you, too
You don't love me, girl
I sure as hell don't love you
You don't love me, girl
And I don't love you, too
But you miss me, girl
And I've been missin' you
And if I didn't, girl
I just wouldn't be true

[Outro: Nathaniel Motte]
I don't even know why I'm singin' you this song, girl
You broke my heart in a million places
Fucked my best friend
One, two, one, two, three, four
(laughter)