[Intro]
Don, tell us how it really was when you was workin' with daddy

[Verse 1: Don Helms]
Well, in 1950 I took a little nip
Along with Mr. Williams on the way to Mississipp'
We was stacked eight deep in a Packard limousine
And we met this promoter in the town of New Orleans

[Verse 2: Hank Williams Jr., Don Helms]
Well, the man told daddy that he had what it took
And he liked the way he sang and he liked the way he shook
He said pretty soon he'd make us all rich
And we started believin' that fat sum bitch

[Verse 3: Hank Williams Jr., Don Helms]
Now daddy told the man if you wanna make some dough
Take a little money and book me on a show
And we played them dates and we filled the places well
But, Hank, he'd done blowed the profits all to hell

[Chorus: Don Helms, Hank Williams Jr.]
'Cause he'd run through a ten and he'd run through a twenty
And he'd run through a hundred just as fast as it could go
Like a big dose of sauce to a little bitty feller
He'd spend a thousand dollars on a hundred dollar show
[Verse 4: Don Helms]
Hank looked at me with a funny lookin' grin
Said, "I've been to the Opry and I'm goin' back again"
We met the owner in a little office there
A big fat fella with some artificial hair

[Verse 5: Don Helms, Hank Williams Jr.]
He told Hank, he wanted half of everything he made
Or he'd have to tell Audrey 'bout some women Hank had laid
And you told daddy he'd better get smart
Get rid of them fellas and make a new start

[Chorus: Don Helms, Hank Williams Jr.]
Then he fired my ass and he fired Jerry Rivers
And he fired everybody just as hard as he could go
He fired old Cedric and he fired Sammy Pruitt
And he fired some people that he didn't even know

[Verse 6: Hank Williams Jr., Don Helms]
Well, every song he made, it went to number one
Y'all was workin' like hell and he was havin' fun
We was ridin' every day and playin' every night
And every twenty minutes some of us had a fight

[Verse 7: Hank Williams Jr., Don Helms]
Now, daddy he was makin' money hand over fist
And y'all was gettin' screwed but you wasn't gettin' kissed
Yeah, I told him to pass a little bit around
But he said he'd rather send it to his folks in Alabam'
[Chorus: Hank Williams Jr., Don Helms]
So he fired your ass and he fired Jerry Rivers
And he fired everybody just as hard as he could go
He fired old Cedric and he fired Sammy Pruitt
And he fired some people that he didn't even know

[Verse 8: Hank Williams Jr., Don Helms]
Now the owner of the Opry, he's a-doin' pretty good
He's got a music company that they call Cedarwood
And Hank played nothin' but sold out halls
And I was pumpin' gas in greasy overalls

[Chorus: Don Helms, Hank Williams Jr.]
'Cause he fired my ass and he fired Jerry Rivers
And he fired everybody just as hard as he could go
He fired old Cedric and he fired Sammy Pruitt
And he fired some people that he didn't even know

[Chorus: Don Helms, Hank Williams Jr.]
Hank run through a fifty and he'd run through a hundred
And he'd run through a thousand just as hard as he could go
Buyin' Cadillac Coupes, payin' double alimony
And he fired some people that he didn't even know

[Outro: Hank Williams Jr., Don Helms]
Don, you know, you used to work for me one time
I sure remember that, but come to think of it you fired my ass back in 1972
Oh, well, it's a family tradition ya know?
Yep, yep, yep
But I kept Jerry Rivers
Right, right