I got ketchup on my blue jeans, I just burnt my hand
Lord, it's hard to be a bachelor man
I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean
I got girls that can do anything in between
I gotta get ready, make everything right
'cause all my rowdy friends are comin' over tonight

Do you wanna dance, hey, do ya wanna party
Hey, honey, this is ole Hank ready to get the thing started
We cooked a pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice
And all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight

Now my party pad is out in the woods
It's a long, long way from here to Hollywood
But I got some natural queens out on the floor
And ole Miss Mississippi just walked through the door

I got a little whirlpool just made for ten
And you can jump out, and you can jump in
You can do anything that you wanna do
But oh, don't you step on my cowboy boots

Do you wanna dance, hey, do ya wanna party
Hey, honey, this is ole Hank ready to get the thing started
We cooked a pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice
And all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight
Do you wanna dance, hey, do ya wanna party
Hey, honey, this is ole Hank ready to get the thing started
We cooked a pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice
And all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight