[Verse 1]
I once had a girl
Or should I say she once had me?
She showed me her room
Isn't it good, Norwegian wood?

[Chorus 1]
She asked me to stay
And she told me to sit anywhere
I looked all around
And I noticed there wasn't a chair

[Verse 2]
I sat on her rug
Biding my time, drinking her wine
We talked until two
And then she said, "It's time for bed"

[Chorus 2]
She told me she worked in the morning
And started to laugh
I told her, "Well, I don't"
And crawled off to sleep in the bath

[Verse 3]
And when I awoke
I was alone, this bird had flown
So I lit a fire
Isn't it good, Norwegian wood?