[Verse 1]
I went home with a waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians too?

[Verse 2]
I was gambling in Las Vegas
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
To get me out of this

[Verse 3]
I'm an innocent bystander
And somehow I got stuck
Between a rock and a hard place
And I'm down on my luck

[Refrain]
Oh, I'm down on my luck
Yes, I'm down on my luck

[Verse 4]
I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan
[Outro]
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