[Verse 1]
A is for apricot
B is for blossom
C is for cantelope
D is for dog-gone awesome
E is extremely blessed and endowed
F is for fabulous
That's what this song's all about

[Chorus]
Big top women sure do bounce around
I love to see them walking up and down
The steps of the courthouse make you go downtown

[Verse 2]
I had to get some new tags
My plates had done run out
I had to get some new tags
My plates had done run out
And the tax assesor certainly left no doubt

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
I met this meter maid, Nadine
She didn't carry no gun around
But she was packing some 38's
Big tittie man get right down on the ground
[Chorus]

[Verse 4]
I went downtown after work
This joint called the hot house
They had some big top women there
And who, they then came out
I said girl you sure look fine
With your uniform gone
She had hundred dollar bills
Stuck in her thong
Yea, big top women sure got it going on