[Verse 1]
What's on the movies
What's on the tube
What's on a woman's mind
I don't have a clue
What's with this cell phone
What the hell is wrong
With my car
I think I'll go in here
Check it out
And see what's on the bar
What is the game plan
What's with this job
What's the problem at home
That's the problem by far
What's a matter with me
Drinking friends let me
Tell you the truth
I've been close to love
But no cigar
So tell me what's on the bar

[Chorus]
Do you have a little Jim Beam
Do you have a little green Jack
Do you have a little coke and ice
So I can knock it on back
And when I get back from the dance floor
My number one prior
Is what's a girl
And what's on the bar
[Verse 2]
Can you make a Margarita
Do you have a glass tall
Do you have a bad that knows
How to play an old
Jimmy Reeves song
Would you like to know the hot spots
The best places by far
Can't recommend what's on the menu
But I know what's on the bar
What's on your mind
What's in your heart
Well that's the difference in a
Happy kind of life
Or just falling apart
Do you want to know the hot spots
I know 'em near and far
I don't know what's on the menu
But I know what's on the bar

[Chorus]
Do you have a little Jim Beam
Do you have a little green Jack
Do you have a little coke and ice
So I can knock them both back
And when I get back from the dance floor
My number one prior
Is hello baby
And whats on the bar
Whats a girl
And whats on the bar