[Verse 1]
I had a nine to five day job at kentucky fried
Trying to make the payments on a pick up truck and double wide
Mamma always said son
Use a little common sense
So I took her at a whirl and
Decided I could suck them in
I had an ol' les paul pulled out from under the bed
And the number of a drummer knew somebody in the grateful dead
And I got him on the line and he talked awhile
Then he said I'm glad you called
We need a guitar player and a man that can sing it all

[Chorus]
I started making me some guitar money
Guitar money
I sure do like it when the people start screaming turn it up
Turn it up
Guitar money
Guitar money
Oh it ain't no wonder old elvis quit driving that truck

[Verse 2]
We met a man in atlanta
He said he would sign us up today
He was a big movie maker, shaker, maker record radio might play
Yeah maybe I will and maybe I won't
Make it to the hall of fame
But either way it goes you'll never hear me complain
[Chorus]
Yeaah and I'm making guitar money
Ggggguitar money
I sure do like it when the girls start screaming
Crank it up [2x]
Guitar money [2x]
Hey it ain't no wonder old elvis quit driving that truck

[Chorus]
Making guitar money
Tee shirt money
I sure do like it when the girls start screaming
Turn it [4x]
Way up
Hey guitar money
How about this hit lick honey
No it ain't no wonder old elvis quit driving that truck
Heres some for you
Cousin jean too
And loretta, uncle hal
And you [4x]

[Outro]
I'm making all kind of guitar money
Times are good
Guitar money
Oh a whole lotta guitar money