[Verse 1]
I'll keep my freedom
I'll keep my guns
Try to keep my money
And my religion too
Try to keep on working
Try to keep on smiling
I will keep my Christian name
And y'all can keep the change
I'll keep my heroes
Pictures on the wall
I'll keep my family safe
You bluff when I call
I'm going to keep my big V8
Keep my friends the same
Keep the government outta my business
And y'all can keep the change

[Chorus]
This country's sure as hell been going down the drain
We know what we need
We know who to blame
United Socialist States of America
How do you like that name?
I'll keep the USA and y'all can keep the change
[Verse 2]
So FOX and friends
Want to put me down
Ask for my opinion
Then twist it all around
Supposed to be talking about my father's new CD
Well two can play that "Gotcha Game" just wait and see
Don't tread on me

[Chorus]
This country's sure as hell been going down the drain
We know what we need
We know who to blame
United Socialist States of America
How do you like that name?
I'll keep the USA and y'all can keep the change

[Bridge]
I'll keep the USA and y'all can keep the change
Yeah, you can keep FOX and friends and ESPN out of your homes too
Cause Bocephus and all his rowdy friends and his song is out of there

[Outro]
Yes, sir