[Verse 1: Hank Williams Jr.]
Well, I could be holding you tonight
Could quit doing wrong, start doing right
You don't care about what I think
So I think I'll just stay here and drink

[Verse 2: Merle Haggard, With Hank Williams Jr.]
Putting you down don't square no deal
At least you know the way I feel
Take all the money in the bank
I think I'll just stay here and drink
Right here

[Verse 3: Hank Williams Jr., Merle Haggard, Both]
Listen close and you can hear
That loud jukebox playing in my ear
Ain't no woman gonna change the way I think
I think I'll just stay here and drink
I think I'll just stay here and drink, yeah

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4: Merle Haggard, Hank Williams Jr., Both]
Hurting me now don't mean a thing
Since loving you don't feel no pain (Don't feel no pain)
My mind ain't nothing but a total blank
I think I'll just stay here and drink
[Outro: Merle Haggard, Hank Williams Jr.]
What about you, Hank?
I'm in, mighty Merle