One, two, three, four

I like making noise and sixty-nines
I like getting drunk and doing lines
I don't really care if I piss in bags, yeah
And I like to fuck women I've never had

I take a lot of smoke and a lot of wine
I get high with all those friends of mine
I like the sluts and whores with old Granddad, yeah
And I like to fuck women I've never had

Aaaaggghhhh!
Fuck you!
Oww!

Yeah
I like to fuck women I've never had

I like to drink my whiskey and shoot my drugs
I'm just a scumfuc suckin' dog
I'm into licking pussy [?], oh yeah
And I like to fuck pussy I've never had