[Chorus 1]
My girl don't like my cowboy hat, she says that it's so yucky
My girl don't like my cowboy hat, but she don't know how lucky
She is to have a man like me to take her to the disco
When I walk in, they say "Hey Jim, where's Hop Along and Cisco?"

[Verse 1]
I guess she's never stopped to think of all its many uses
Although it's got a six-inch brim, it's very unobtrusive
If you get caught out in the rain, you'd sure wish you had one
And if a pigeon passes by, those without will be mad ones

[Chorus 2]
My girl don't like my cowboy hat, she says it looks so silly
My girl don't like my cowboy hat, she always says, "Now really
Do you have to wear that thing when we go out to dinnеr?"
I said, "My dear, some bureaucrats arе not exactly winners"

[Verse 2]
You can trick out of it, lay down on it, it really doesn't matter
You can carry smokes and money, folks, in a big ten gallon huddle
Well it's the greatest thing to hit the scene in the last two hundred years
And if you have no hair up there, it'll fit over your ears

[Chorus 3]
My girl don't like my cowboy hat, she says it looks so tacky
My girl don't like my cowboy hat, I told her to get packing
I found someone who always wears a cowboy's hat too
Where the only time we take ours off is when we want to kiss
[Outro]
My girl don't like my cowboy hat, she says that it's so yucky