[Intro]
Sony Pictures presents a new adventure
From producers behind 'Smosh: The Movie' and 'Pixels'
Ghostbusters 5!

[Verse]
Ghostbusters, they are back in town
And this time, one of them is actually dead!
Bless you, Sony and bless you, money!
With money, anything is possible!
Did you know that the official soundtrack of Ghostbusters
Has less views than my album?

[Chorus]
But, that's why Sony is truly the best
They gave me money to make this soundtrack to the movie!
Thank you so much, I know one guy is dead
But with CGI, anything is possible!

[Bridge]
Alright, Mr.... Joel...
Y-yes? Yеah?
Here at Sony Pictures Productions
Wе don't appreciate this kind of
Sarcastic tone you've been having...
I'm sorry! Ha ha...
We really appreciate how much you can tell...
What?
...everybody how much you love our great movie!
I love it!
And the fact you love Coca-Cola!
I love Coca-Cola, it's my way of life!
Okay, good, back in the cage
No, no!
[Outro]
Hello, my name is Joel
And I love Ghostbusters: The Movie, coming 2020
Lots of laughs, and lots of ha-ha hee-hees
Bring your family and friends
YES!
Bill Murray will be on screen! Watch the movie!
Oh, hahahaha...
Watch him jerk off- agh! NO, I WAS KIDDING, AHH