[Intro]
One day, I bought a vape pen off eBay
Ever since that day, I never stopped being epic
This is my story
Get ready for the baddest vape of your life
It's time to vape it up like there's no tomorrow
Get ready, boys
(Ghostbusters)

[Verse 1]
Ooh, it's time to smoke, time to smoke grandma
You crush her urn and you put her ashes
Into the vape pen and you smoke
Ooh, now that is what I call a vape, boys!
Are you ready for the next vape?
Come on boys, you can do better than that!
Three, two, one, vape!

[Verse 2]
Vapor grandma! Vapor grandma!
Ooh
Oh no, the vape juice is gone, you stupid moron!
And oh no, you have an epic Minecraft session in five minutes
Mommy! Daddy! Get me more epic gamer vape juice
Or else I will kill Mr. Minecraft!
[screams]
[Verse 3]
Mommy and daddy tell me to shut off the music
I get really angry and shit my diaper
And I tell them, "This is not music, this is me!"
Vape! Vape!
The teachers tell me to do my homework
But I tell them, "I quit school!"
I now am Epic Vape Ghost Johnson™!
[chuckles]
And I might be five years old
But I'm hitting the road for the epic gamer lifestyle!
[laughs uncontrollably]

[Verse 4]
You break into the cemetery
And you crack some urns to smoke more vape juice
What is that smell?
That, boys, is me going to Hell!
Ooh!

[Outro]
This song never ends!
It just never ends!
Ooh, make it end please!
Oh, please, gods of vape
Make this song end please!
[screams in agony]