[Verse 1]
One time, I was on eBay.gov
And I bought an illegal grandma from the Pizza Place
And it turns out the grandma was a ghost
So I put him in your bumhål and I nütt
Mmmm

[Verse 2]
When the evil grandma shoot his magic nütt on me
He accidentally farted
Now I can shoot Dan Aykroyd (Ahhhh)
You may know me as that homeless heroin addict (wow!)
I need Spider-Man milk
Oh no, Ernie Hudson, coming out, AaAaAaAaAaAa
Oh no, I died

[Outro]
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