[Verse 1]
I don't know how that you can't see
I have more feelings for you
Than you have feelings for me
In the night, in the morning, in the day
I don't know how to tell you that I'm
No idea what the fuck I'm doing
All I want to tell you put it in my poop-in

[Pre-Chorus]
So its time to tell you how I feel
I waited for this moment
I waited for this moment, I waited for you

[Chorus]
We shared all our secrets
You know me in and out
But there is a detail I haven't told about
I'll let you slip it in the backdoor
I'll let you slip it in the backdoor
I'll let you slip it in the backdoor, the backdoor
I'll let you slip it in the backdoor
I'll let you slip it in the backdoor
I'll let you slip it in the backdoor, the backdoor

[Verse 2]
Now that I've told you what I really wanted to say
There's nothing manlier than two men being really gay
Rub my pecks, rub my bi's, rub my abs and rub my thighs
Rub my ass and rub my balls
Rub them 'til the morning calls

[Pre-Chorus]
So its time to tell you how I feel
I waited for this moment
I waited for this moment, I waited for you

[Chorus]
We shared all our secrets
You know me in and out
But there is a detail I haven't told about
I'll let you slip it in the backdoor
I'll let you slip it in the backdoor
I'll let you slip it in the backdoor, the backdoor
I'll let you slip it in the backdoor
I'll let you slip it in the backdoor
I'll let you slip it in the backdoor, the backdoor
[Verse 3]
The ship has sailed, call the captain
The ship has sailed without you
I don't want just the tip
I want you to come inside too

[Verse 4]
Maybe we'll always just be friends
Maybe we'll get some faker friends
You don't see me the same way
You're not even close to being gay
Its clean, I waxed, I shaved it and I tested it myself (Maybe we'll always just be friends)
Its clean, I waxed, I shaved it and I tested it myself (Maybe we'll always just be friends)

[Refrain]
I'll let you slip it in the backdoor
I'll let you slip it in the backdoor
I'll let you slip it in the backdoor, the backdoor
I'll let you slip it in the backdoor
I'll let you slip it in the backdoor
I'll let you slip it in the backdoor, the backdoor

[Verse 5]
My backdoor is for you
My backdoor adores you
The ship has sailed, call the captain
The ship has sailed without you
[Outro]
Maybe we'll always just be friends
Maybe we'll always just be...
Friends