[Intro]
I don't like you Evakz
Nothing personal, kid
But I must go all out
Just this once

[Verse 1]
Nocho or Phexo, whichever will it be?
Sit the heck down Evak family I'm here to spill the real tea (uh)
You tryna dethrone me from spot on 12.7 mil
But you Ohio, you lose, so best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you
We're gonna be completely heckin' done
'Cause we only just begun
I vigilante *clap clap*
Zero, bye fam, gone
So come on Evak family
Looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve your Evakz lasagna

[Chorus]
Evakz lasagna, Evakz lasagna
Evakz ain't nothing but an Evakz, lasagna
Evakz lasagna, Evakz lasagna
Look at Evak family they just crying for their momma
Evakz lasagna, Evakz lasagna
Evakz ain't nothing but an Evakz, lasagna
Evakz lasagna, Evakz lasagna
Evak family just wet themselves in their pajama

[Verse 2]
So who the hell is Rhyze, and why you wanna watch him? (ew)
I'm an Orange Justice, while you're just a Default Dance (oof)
You got a litle 12 year-old to make a donation but
I got People Who Wear Hats so hold your contemplation (oops)
Just 2 Bros, what the heck is that even supposed to be?
Your channel sounds like it came from the TV show, Community
No Deku, no Deku, yes Deku, Toshy
Now down this Blue Yeti and let's throw this hecking Zesky with some —

[Chorus]
Evakz lasagna, Evakz lasagna
Look at Evak family they just crying for their momma
Evakz lasagna, Evakz lasagna
Evakz ain't nothing but an Evakz lasagna
Evakz lasagna, Evakz lasagna
Look at Evak family they just wetting their pajama
Evakz lasagna, Evakz lasagna
Evakz ain't nothing but an Evakz lasagna
[Refrain]
You got a population of 919 subs
But now your videos can't seem to hit even a hundred views

[Outro]
Sub4Sub!