[Intro: Will Smith & PewDiePie]
Ah yaha ha!
Year review!
Ah, that's hot!

[Chorus]
Bitconne-e-e-e-ect
Yup, yup, yup
Bitconne-e-e-e-ect
Somebody toucha my spaghet

No, no, papa
Telling lies?
Seymour, good Lord!
Space Force
I am the yeast of thoughts and mind
Ahh, it's muffin time!

[Verse 1]
Attention, all nine-year-old gamers
Pewdiepie is in great danger
To wipe out T-Series
He needs your help

Someone's Burger King foot lettuce
The last thing you'd want is someone's foot fungus
This has never happened ever
I promise to be better
I am sorry
I am ashamed of myself
[Pre-Chorus]
Nae nae on the noobs
Lord, I don't know what to do-oo-oo-oo
Ahh!
I love memes
Hey Michelle, girl, come look at these memes
I love 'em!

[Chorus]
Bitconne-e-e-e-ect
Hit or miss, I guess I never miss, huh?
Bitconne-e-e-e-ect
Somebody toucha my spaghet

No, no, papa
Telling lies?
Seymour, good Lord!
Space Force
I am the yeast of thoughts and mind
Ahh, it's muffin time! (That's hot!)

Bitconnect
Ah ha ha ha! (Yup, yup, yup)
Bitconnect
Somebody toucha my spaghet
No, no, papa
Telling lies?
Seymour, good Lord
Space Force
I am the yeast of thoughts and mind
Ahh, it's muffin time!

[Verse 2]
I was human, I am human still
Hey, hey, hey
He knows da wae
It's a weekend, wear the purple shirt
I wear the gray shirt to work

I thought we were having steamed clams
No, no, I said steamed hams
My wife still doesn't believe in me
We have the seed
E

[Interlude]
Yeah, I have a feeling this is about to get a little bit crazy. Let's give the people what they want. (want)

[Bridge]
Yeah!
Year review!
Wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, wassa, WASSUP! (Schwabbel-dabbel glibber glap schwap)
(Glabber schwibbel schwap glap)
[Chorus]
Bitconnect
Yup, yup, yup
Bitconnect
Somebody toucha my spaghet

No, no, papa
Telling lies?
Seymour, good Lord
Space Force
I am the yeast of thoughts and mind
Ahh, it's muffin time!

Bitconnect
The last thing you'd want is someone's foot fungus
Bitconnect
Somebody toucha my spaghet

No, no, papa
Telling lies?
Seymour, good Lord
Space Force
I am the yeast of thoughts and mind
Ahh, it's muffin time!

[Outro: Will Smith]
Yah, yah
Ah ha ha!
Ah, that's hot
That's hot!

Yah, yah
Ah ha ha!

[Dialogue: Marques Brownlee & Ninja]
Is this what you wanted?
90 damage! With a pump shotgun, close range! You know what? I love doing 90 damage!