[Intro]
Guess who's back, back again
Pewdie’s back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who’s back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, da-na-na
Mm,na-mm,na-mm,na-mm,na-mm,na-mm,na-mm,na-na-na
Mm,na-mm,na-mm,na-mm,na-mm

[Verse: Sage & PewDiePie]
I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
See Felix no more, they want PewDiePie, what nibba?
Well, if you want PewDie, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of reeee mixed with some malt liquor
So y'all Ligma - huh? Ligma balls, bich
And I’ll evolve quicker, with all vigor snowballing bigger
’Til I pop and I cannot go on creating
'Cause I’m off to be making little pasta babies (my spaghetti girlfriend)
The haters and all the cockamamie
Little rats that try to act appalled and name me
Y'all defame me, 'cause you got a job to save
But the awful mainstream media's coffin’s waiting
So unless we leave or accept defeat
Even if T-Series is the next to lead
He is the best and we are invested
Because it'd feel so empty without PewDie
So, come on and hit subscribe on a vid
Like it and then get five other nine-year-old kids
To do the same thing, if you may be willing and ready
To join the army that's 80 million heavy

[Hook: Sage]
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
‘Cause we need a little bearded blond swede
‘Cause it feels so empty without PewDie
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just send me memes
‘Cause we need someone to slaughter them, please
‘Cause it feels so empty without PewDie

[Outro: PewDiePie]
PewDiePie, the greatest motherflippin' guy
My balls will drop in your eye
Disrespecting women? No thanks, bye
PewDiePie, the greatest motherflippin' guy
My balls drop in your eye
Disrespecting women? No thanks, bye