Tea series
It's a big tea
Very yum (awkward laughs)
Incredible tea
I know I like tea
But today
I just wanna drink tea
Party party tea
I just realised I suck d---
HUH?
Yummy, yummy, ayy?
Um...
A congratulation to your mama's anus
Guess to beat my tea you need your mum caucasian
Yeah, I shitted
Very nice
And all it took
Was drinking f------ tea all day
Like everyone in Hollywood? (YOU ON DRUGS, SON)
Now you just f-cked my son
Hope you didn't do it wrong
Like starting sucking his pen--
Then like f---in his bum
Oops, didn't think you'd see
I thought I was just talking to my son
Get used to your ass being held against you by my pen-- (OOF)
I'm certain that there's nothing that I'm sucking that's illegal, yeah
I'm certain that I haven't had collusions with any type of genitals
For illegal reasons, suck, suck, suck
For illegal reasons, suck, suck, suck
For serious sucking reasons
Please don't suck that hard
Oops, I'm sorry about my d--k it's deformed
I love deformed dicks
That's a motherf-ckin joke
Take a look at these now
They are nice and thicc, boi
But today's a f-ckin day so I will fuck you (WOO HOO!)
A congratulation, pen shoved up your anus
Sucking all day
You must think that I'm gay (um....)
Gay congratulations
You just touched my anus
I just want to tell you that I think that you're a rapist
Con-dom-tulations
Come-touch-my-anus
Don't-touch-my-peeee-nus
Don't-suck-my-paaa-nus
I got a condom in the post
Hmm, strawberry flavoured (yup!)
Tea Series saying "Eat on my fist"
Had a problem with me telling them I couldn't get out my defecation
But let me educate you silly, I have constipation
T-Series just ate my d---
Still not education (nope!)
They stole my f------ Spaghetti and Meatballs
Still not education (nope!)
Did you know an Indian just shitted in my brain?
That's a gay racist lie
Yeah, but still not education (nope!)
James Charles got Youtube figured out
That's dick, son
How about next you figure how to suck stiff dicks, son?
Maybe all these AIDS will solve my crippling depression
Looks like I still got AIDS
I like AIDS
Probably
But never mind the whore, people
We just here to fuck me
Just here to shoot some non AIDS people in the nine year old army
Non-AIDS, 'cause I'm not that gay
But we still out here like we 'bout to fuck some males
So this is it, thanks for fucking my channel
Ever since I was a nobody screaming at Pringles
Yeah, this it
I watch Adventure Time
A congratulations, it's a collaboration
I just want to tell you that I think that you're an Asian
(Wheezes for 15 seconds)
Tea Series
You did it!
Suck on my dick
Hope that sticky stuff doesn't severely effect your bottom lip
For legal reasons, that's a joke