How's it going bros? it is pewdiepie and By the end this spoiled momma's boy's is going to cry!
You're a 28 year old Barrel living with his Mom, it get's me pissed
I'm about to smash in your face, Ultimate Brofist!
You think you'll diss me? I don't care and I'll burn this noob on both sides of the sideburns of his hair
You've ripped off so much from me it should be considered a crime!
Just call me Ao Oni, It's Raping Time!
You're just jealous that you have no place in the bro army!
Your audience is a bunch of 8 year olds, just TRY and harm me!
You seem to bode well with all your channel's hate
Someone trys trolling me? Chairmode Activate!
You're afraid of Slenderman? Why the hell are you even trying?
Prepare for a lot of female screaming, cursing, and crying!
Happy Wheels? Walking Dead? You want to be me! End of story
And you and Gabuscus, well, that's self explanatory
Nobody watches Lazy Vlogs, TobyGames has no game
Took you three freaking channels to amount to my fame!
Your channels are beginning to die, and I ain't going to lie
But Tobuscus is the reason Youtube made unsubscribe
Oooh, Elvis Presley as I live and breathe
You stole rock and roll, gave us rockabilly cheese
You dance like an epileptic: Nothing but left feet, I've seen it
Every record you set, man, I beat it
Here’s a tip: Don’t swallow a bucket of drugs
So you won’t die on the toilet dropping hunks of Burning Love
I’m Bad, I’m a Smooth Criminal better face up
Call me Ed Sullivan, shoot you from the waist up
Watch me moonwalk and I step on your blue suede
Even in death I go platinum on Blu-Ray
Spitting out hits since I was six years old
I’m the King of Pop, you’re the King of Jelly Roll
Ohhh, It’s about time for a Thriller
Didn’t lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla
I’m going Off The Wall, I won’t stop ’til I get enough
Whooping your big fat ass with my shiny glove
How you gonna talk about the birds and bees
When you met your own wife when she was only 14
Then you made one daughter, she (Ah) came to me
I took her to my Neverland Ranch to Hee-Hee
You shoulda stayed in the army dude, (Shamone)
Even Tito looks better than you
I’m singing Aaaahhhhhh, you’re singing Don’t be Cruel
There’s only one crown baby, let the one King rule
I am leaving the building!