[Intro: Felix Kjellberg, Marshall Mathers]
Look...
I don't like you, T-Series
Nothing personal, kid
But I must go all out
Just this once

[Verse 1: Felix Kjellberg, Marshall Mathers]
Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be?
Sit the fuck down, T-Series, I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you India, you lose, so best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely fuckin' done
'Cause we only just begun, I review you: [clap clap]
Zero, bye bitch, gone
So come on T-Series, looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve you bitch spaghetti

[Chorus: Felix Kjellberg, Marshall Mathers]
Bitch spaghetti, bitch spaghetti
T-Series ain't nothin' but a bitch spaghetti
Bitch spaghetti, bitch spaghetti
Look at T-Series, they just cryin' for their mom's spaghetti
Bitch spaghetti, bitch spaghetti
T-Series ain't nothin' but a bitch spaghetti
Bitch spaghetti, bitch spaghetti
T-Series just vomit on his sweater already
[Verse 2: Felix Kjellberg]
So who the hell is Bob and why you wanna kiss him? (Ew)
I'm a Blue-Eyes White Dragon while you're just Dark Magician (Oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation, but
I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (Oops)
Motu Patlu, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it comes from a mumble rap community
No papa, no papa, yes papa; Johnny
Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this fuckin' party with some—

[Chorus: Felix Kjellberg, Marshall Mathers]
Bitch spaghetti, bitch spaghetti
T-Series ain't nothin' but a bitch spaghetti
Bitch spaghetti, bitch spaghetti
Look at T-Series, they just cryin' for their mom's spaghetti
Bitch spaghetti, bitch spaghetti
T-Series ain't nothin' but a bitch spaghetti
Bitch spaghetti, bitch spaghetti
T-Series ain't nothin' but a bitch spaghetti

[Outro: Felix Kjellberg]
You got a population of 1.32 billion
But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million
Sub-bot!