[Verse 1]
Hello everybody I just come to say
Didn't come to stay I just came to play
So lock all the doors and open up the wine
Tell all the babes to stand in line

[Chorus]
So drunk and crazy, drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy, let the good times roll
Drunk and crazy, drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy, let the good times roll

[Verse 2]
Way across the room I see a fancy fox
Got the key to open up her locks
So I slide across the floor with my sex appeal
And said hey babe how do you feel

[Chorus]
So drunk and crazy, drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy, let the good times roll
Drunk and crazy, drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy, let the good times roll

[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
Drunk and crazy, drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy, let the good times roll
Drunk and crazy, drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy, let the good times roll

[Verse 3]
Just about to put my cake in her oven
Opened the door and there was her husband
He was seein' blue and he was turnin' red
Slapped me down, stomped on my head

[Chorus]
He was drunk and crazy, drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy, let the good times roll
Drunk and crazy, drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy, let the good times roll

[Verse 4]
Get me to the hospital in the nick of time
Had a fractured skill and a busted spine
Doctor came in he could hardly stand
He has a bottle in his pocket and a scalpel in hand

[Chorus]
He was drunk and crazy, drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy, let the good times roll
Drunk and crazy, drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy, let the good times roll
[Outro]
You fucked it up