[​Intro]​
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どうもありがとうミスターロボット
また会う日まで
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秘密を知りたい

[Verse 1]
You're wondering who I am (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
Machine or mannequin (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
With parts made in Japan (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
I am the Modren Man

[Verse 2]
I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain IBM
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive, just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

[Verse 3]
I'm not a robot without emotions, I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a savior, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control, we all need control
I need control, we all need control
[Verse 4]
I am the Modern Man (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
Who hides behind a mask (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
So no one else can see (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
My true identity

[Bridge]
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どうも (どうも)
どうも (どうも)
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どうも (どうも)
どうも (どうも)
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どうもありがとうミスターロボット
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(どうもありがとうミスターロボット) Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
(どうもありがとうミスターロボット) For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
(どうもありがとうミスターロボット) And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
(どうもありがとうミスターロボット) For helping me escape just when I needed to
(どうもありがとうミスターロボット) Thank you! Thank you, thank you!
(どうもありがとうミスターロボット) I wanna thank you!
(どうもありがとうミスターロボット) Please, thank you!
(どうもありがとうミスターロボット) Ohhhh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yeah!
[Verse 5]​
The problem's plain to see
Too much technology
Machines to save our lives
Machines dehumanize

[Verse 6]
The time has come at last (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
To throw away this mask (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
Now everyone can see (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
My true identity

[​Outro]
I'm Kilroy!
Kilroy!
Kilroy!
Kilroy