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Where the big dicks at?
Where the big dicks at?
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Where the big dicks at?
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[Verse 1: Lady Bee]
N***a, where yo' dick? 'Cause if it ain't big, don't unzip your pants
N***as kills me, jumpin' in the bed with no rubbеr, mane
Please fuckin' frеak-ass bitches fuckin' game around
Baby-finger dick, your stick ain't shit, that's when you pussy bound
Guess jeans is the best jeans for a monster
Is you packin' or is you lackin' when you try to run in the
Doggystyle from the back? Take your time, do me right
You know I'm a player and not a bitch that's suckin' dick all night
But let yo' lips kiss my junt, I can tell you had a meal
A sandwich, a manwich is what you need to choke on still
You got me hot so now I'm tryin' to see what you gon' pull out
You know I'm a sell out 'cause I ain't gon' be the one you try to house
I know you said yourself it's Lady Bee tellin' the truth
But what I got's to lie for? 'Cause I gotta do what I gotta do
But when I try to grab it, it keep on slippin' out, shit
Jack it off a thousand times, then tell me where the big dicks
[Chorus: MC E]
Where the big dicks at?
Where the big dicks at?
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Where the big dicks at?
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Where the big dicks-where the big dicks-where the big dicks at?

[Verse 2: Lady Bee]
Thursday night catch me at Rocks, in my 'Lac or my IROC
Freakin' like I usually do, but I'm never slobbin' off
'Cause ain't no thang, Hollywood, n***as know I ain't goin'
I'm lookin' for the chewin', but little-bitty dicks can't be screwin'
The butcher knife, not a pocket knife
'cause when I'm pissed off I charge
'bout two or three n***as a night in my store they fuck me off
Married women fuck the best, come and get your dick wet
Nationwide, let me ride, I break and take a n***a, bet
Most of these busters constantly runnin' they motherfuckin' mouth, ain't shit shakin', though
You got threw out, so how you gonna house?
Your fucked up McLeans on your fucked up 5.0 you ride
Is that yo' dick or did I order small fries?
Can't be no motherfuckin' mon-ster, most of your friends tried to holler
But I put 'em on the humble, because it might not be so fat
Somebody must've pants to broke yo' dick, now where they at? (At? At? At?)
Where they at?
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