(KJ-52) Tired of those CD's that don't leave you fulfilled
Come on down to KJ-52! Thats right! Its Funky! Well dont take our word for it! Listen to our sponser the Kleesder!

{Todd Collins in weird voice}
That's right it slices it dices it makes these .....[?] Ha Ha ha Ha!

(KJ-52) But don't take our word for it, ask these satisfied customers!

I used to be a cross eyed bowlegged one-armed safety patrolman but since listening to KJ-52 I've since elevated myself to crossing guard. Thank You KJ!

(KJ-52) Hey no problem that's what we're here for. Well come on down to KJ-52. If you act now well throw in a mulletnator! That's right, it'll give yourself a mullet haircut before you even know what happened!
So Come on down. Act now while supplies are limited

KJ-52 and TC are not responsible for animal attacks based on the mull haircut thank you