And now a message from the President of the United States, George W. Bush

I've adopted sophisticated terrorist tactics
And I’m a dangerous, dangerous man
With dangerous, dangerous weapons
I want to drain the coal resources in America
And foreign sources of crude oil
I have a weapon of mass destruction
I am a brutal dictator
I'm evil

[Verse 1]
I've got something that I must confess
I make the money off people oppressed
I take the money ‘til there’s nothing left
And all I gotta say is yippie-aye-yay

[Chorus]
Rio Grande blood, yeah

I want money
I want your money
I want crude oil
This is the government's money
I'm an asshole
[Verse 2]
I can't remember the world such a mess
Not for the companies I like the best
Exxon and Conoco – fuck all the rest
And all I gotta say is yippie-aye-yay

[Chorus]
Rio Grande blood, yeah

I want money
I want your money
I want crude oil
This is the government's money

[Bridge]
We went to war because of our dependence on foreign oil (Haliburton)
We went to war because of money
(Haliburton)
We will settle for nothing less than victory, victory
(Haliburton)
We will settle for nothing less than crude oil
(Crude oil)

[Verse 3]
Squeezing the working class who I detest
Taxing the poor so the rich can invest
I know I'm an asshole, but aren't you impressed?
And all I gotta say is yippie-aye-yay
[Chorus]
Rio Grande blood, yeah

[Outro]
Rio Grande blood, yeah
I want crude oil
Rio Grande blood, yeah
I want money (money)
Rio Grande blood, yeah