[Spoken]
"Now we're gonna do another song from the new record, and it's the title track, and it's called"
Relapse!

[Verse 1]
I'm waiting for the end of days
I think I'm goin' but I just might stay
But I'm too wasted to care
And if I go, well
Fair is fair

[Refrain]
I'm headed for a relapse
I'm headed for a relapse
I'm headed for a relapse
I'm headed for a relapse
"Yeah, life's really been a motherfucker around here, now"

[Verse 2]
I'm waiting for the apocalypse
In 2012
But I'm so wasted
I'll see you all in hеll

[Chorus]
I relapse, you laugh
I relapsе, you laugh
I feel it coming
A total collapse
"They can't get on without them, fuck it man, I'm strung up in a biggy"
"The world is about to end"
"The world is about to end"
"The world is about to end"
"The world is about to end"
"Smoke more marijuana"
"Smoke more marijuana"
"Smoke more marijuana"
"Smoke more marijuana"
[Verse 3]
Well surgeons cut to heal you
Axe murders cut to kill you
Well I'm filthy rich and I'm horny
But you just fucking bore me

[Chorus]
I relapse, you laugh
I relapse, you laugh
I feel it coming
A total collapse

[Bridge]
I just bitch and moan about all my groans

[Guitar solo]
"Well we're all just so far out to the max, and all fucked up"
"Some kind of freak I'm gonna be, fuck it man, I'm just gonna smoke dope and we can all go to hell"

[Refrain]
I'm headed for a relapse
I'm headed for a relapse
I'm headed for a relapse
I'm headed for a relapse

[Verse 4]
Well I love life to death
But I also love crystal meth
"Far out, man"
But those two don't usually get along
And a lot of people think that's wrong
[Chorus]
I relapse, you laugh
I relapse, you laugh
I feel it coming
A total collapse
"Well see you later now, enjoy this tape and everything, 'cause it's only pretty much, you know just what you got, sitting around. No one really paid any attention to you and you just got off with the stoned and fucked up and uh, that's the way it's gotta be, you know? Public statements about everything like we'll just let the tape run out on everything, so, see you later, you know? kay, bye."