[Intro: Dave Blunts]
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah

[Verse 1: Dave Blunts]
Steady my opinions, n***as tend not to like it
When they see my Twitter, they ain’t let me visit my kids
Blame it on my autism, blame it on the nitrous
Blame it on the media, they try to keep me silent
She get on top and then she ride me full throttle
Kick the bitch up out the crib if she don't swallow
Kick the bitch up out the crib if she try to tweak
As a kid, I fell in love with dirty magazines
Dirty magazinеs traded off of Pornhub
All this Pornhub turned me to a fucking cuck
I bе jerking off while my bitch is getting fucked
Am I crazy? This is my idea of real love
Am I crazy? This is my idea of romance
Other couples get romantic just by holding hands
I get excited when I watch her fuck another man
So much money, it can't fit inside a rubber band

[Verse 2: Dave Blunts]
And they like "yeah you crazy"
Cuz what I'm tweeting lately
And they like "yeah you crazy"
Cuz what I'm tweeting lately
Take Adidas off I told her "hold on wear it"
N***as they be losers like Kamala Harris
[?] in my teeth I really taste the carrot
Yo bitch ate my kids I changed her name to Jared
[Verse 3/Outro: Dave Blunts]
Steady my opinions, n***as tend not to like it
When they see my Twitter, they ain’t let me visit my kids
Blame it on my autism, blame it on the nitrous
Blame it on the media, they try to keep me silent
She get on top and then she ride me full throttle
Kick the bitch up out the crib if she don't swallow
Kick the bitch up out the crib if she try to tweak
As a kid, I fell in love with dirty magazines