Kanye West
The New Workout Plan (Long)
[Verse 1: Kanye West]
One and two and three and four and get them sit-ups right
And tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this
Give head, stop, breathe, get up, check your weave
Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed
Pick up your son, don't disrespect your seed
It's a party tonight and, ooh, she so excited
"Tell me who's invited"
"You, your friends and my dick"
What's scary to me: Henny make girls look like Halle Berry to me
So, excuse me, miss, I forgot your name
Thank you, God bless you, good night, I came, I came, I came

[Hook: Kanye West]
It's been a week without me
And she feel weak without me
She want to talk it out
But ain't nothin' to talk about
'Less she's talkin' about freakin' out
Then maybe we can work it out

[Verse 2: Kanye West]
Ooh, girl, your silhouette make me want to light a cigarette
My name Kanye from the Jigga set, Twista said, "Get it wet"
Ooh, girl your breath is harsh
Cover your mouth up like you got SARS
Off them tracks, yeah, I bought them cars
Still kill a n***a on sixteen bars
We ain't sweatin' to the oldies, we jukin' to a cold beat
Maybe one day girl we can bone
So you can brag to all your homies now
Yeah, but I still mess with a big girl
Duh, you ain't fit, girl, I'll still hit girl
One and you brought two friends
Okay, three more, now hop in the Benz four-door
Do you know the difference between the five, six, seven, eight
All the mocha lattes, you gotta do Pilates
You gotta pop this tape in before you start back datin'
Hustlers, gangstas, all us ballers

[Bridge: Lil' Jon]
Stop, it's the remix

[Verse 3: Fonzworth Bentley]
B-E-N-T-L-E-Y
You ain't know, you better ask somebody
What we gonna do is twerk that body
All day at the fitness party
Lock them doors, don't tell nobody
Gentlemens in the gentlemen's club
And hittin' them with an interestin' dub
It's upside down, that's for the A-Town
What y'all sayin'? F. J. Bentley caught misbehavin'
Yes, I'm the captain and I'm savin' all my money
Yes, I'm just gonna stand and watch you dance from over here
Matter fact, just pass the Courvoisier
But I will walk you to your car, my dear, cheers

[Hook: Kanye West]
It's been a week without me
And she feel weak without me
She want to talk it out
But ain't nothin' to talk about
'Less she's talkin' about freakin' out
Then maybe we can work it out