Kanye West
Kanye vs. Paparazzi: “Mosquito Bully”
Paparazzo: Hey, good morning, Kanye
Kanye: Shut the fuck up
Paparazzo: Hey, Kanye, are you mad at Jim Kimmel? Got anything to say about Jim Kimmel, Kanye? Do you think he was too much with you?
Kanye: Yo, did you just..?
Paparazzo: Are you mad at Jim Kimmel?
Paparazzo: How’s it going, Kanye?
Kanye: Don’t say anything to me, man. Like, stop asking me questions. You out in front of my house at 4 AM, talking about, ‘How’s it going?” It’s not going good, y’all here trying to take money--to take make money off of it. That’s how it’s going. It’s 4 AM and you asking me how it’s going. You know I don’t want you to say nothing to me. You hear what I’m saying?
Respect that
[Kanye lunges for camera]
Paparazzo: Relax, man
Kanye: What you mean, “relax?!”
Paparazzo: We don’t want to fight. We’re in the street
Kanye: I'mma change all this
Paparazzo: Come on, Kanye. You know we like you
Kanye: Shut the fuck up. It’s 4 AM, you blood sucking mosquito
Paparazzo: You left the bag right there, Kanye
Kanye: You want me to be standing outside your house at 4 AM?
Paparazzo: We just want you to know that we’re here to support you--
Kanye: Shut the fuck up! You doing that to get more money for TMZ, every question you ask me
Paparazzo: No, we’re just here to support you--
Kanye: SHUT THE FUCK UP! You bully! You mosquito bully! Pick a profession with some type of respect to it
[Kanye gets in his Lambo, slams door. Revs engine. Exeunt.]
Paparazzo: Já era!
-Não, vamos pra lá!
-No teu carro?
-Bora na tua moto
-Não, vamo embora meu, tu vai perder o cara!
-Vai, vai que eu to pegando o carro